HEYYYY so yearly, I are inclined to get Very Cool Individuals who resolve to purchase my books as vacation presents for associates, family members, cherished foes, or, y’know, themselves. And I like to supply the chance to get signed, customized books shipped to you if you need ’em, and right here’s how that occurs —

You click on right here and order from Doylestown Bookshop.

Ah, however you don’t simply get signed, customized books, ohh no.

You additionally get:

COOL STICKERS (wendig-themed, as provides final)

and

A UNIQUE HOLIDAY-THEMED PERSONALIZATION through which I describe a horror vacation present (e.g. “a moist cardboard field filled with blood” or “an AI avatar of your useless grandmother you should use to play Fortnite and in addition she’s going to homicide you in the midst of the evening”).

All the main points are on the hyperlink above.

Be aware that orders should be in by 11/30 for assured vacation transport — orders ordered after which will nonetheless get the stickers and personalizations however might not arrive in time for the horrordays I imply the vacations.

That’s it. Simple-peasy, hearts-a-squeezy.

(Psst: these are the books within the promotion.)

Anyway! Don’t neglect to summon the Dread Lord Santa Devil Chuck to ship books and kooky shit to all of the very fantastic readers out yonder within the fiery hell-world that’s 2025. Please to take pleasure in scary books and peculiar pleasure.