Hi there, ye minds-that-are-terrible, wouldst thou prefer to stay deliciously? Then please, sit again, chill out your eyes till your gaze blurs, and let me psychically pump waves of assorted information frequencies into your frontal cortex!

Black River Orchard, On Sale

Keep in mind that wine, Two Buck Chuck? Nicely, I feel any time any of my books go on sale, that guide is a Two Buck Chuck guide — er, assuming it’s two bucks, which on this case, Black River Orchard most actually is.

You will discover it anyplace you procure digital tomes on your digital studying slate. I actually advocate Bookshop.org as an choice, and Kobo, too, although actually there’s additionally Amz, B&N, Apple, and extra.

For a mere two ducats you may get pleasure from a city whose persons are warped and mutated by a sinister apple that has begun to develop there — the Ruby Slipper.

Paperback Launch for Staircase within the Woods, Signed, Personalised, Bestickered

I nonetheless have some pretty Natalie Metzger-made stickers left for Staircase, and the paperback comes out the primary Tuesday in March —

In case you purchase from Doylestown Bookshop, they’ll ship it to you, however not earlier than I gladly signal and personalize for you, and embrace a sticker (as provides final) and likewise give you a distinctive personalization within the type of your room contained in the sinister home past the steps…

Or: Come Discover Me, Moo Hoo Ha Ha

You possibly can additionally get your guide signed and customized (no guarantees on the stickers) after I go to hang around with Clay McLeod Chapman in NYC on the Twisted Backbone Bookstore on March fifth — tickets right here.

Or, or, or, after I be part of Eric LaRocca for his launch of Wretch at Thrillerdelphia on Thursday, March twenty sixth! Tickets right here.

And Extra To Come

Obtained extra to come back, together with some extra cowl reveal stuff for each The Calamities and The Boy Who Dreamed Of Doorways, and a possible Might the 4th occasion…

OKAY BYE